Contact Us (Please Don’t)

Before you contact us, think to yourself; “Is my question a stupid question?” If so, don’t contact us.

Customer feedback is the lifeblood of our business (we don’t mean that but we have to have it [purchases are the lifeblood of our business]). Tell us what’s on your mind, good or bad (also not true, we don’t really worry about it).

We respond to all customer feedback (no we don’t) and look forward to hearing from you (not that either).